Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom


3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


A foolish man ls a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man ls her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




Three FASTEST means of Communication:
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to l ANYONE..

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because it would be unfair, he is ALONE and we are FOUR


Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


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المصدر: نفساني

:biggrin: hahahahaha :biggrin:


thanks Basma


that was very funny

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


حلوه

thanks Basma

Mr. nafsany
far
lesh l
thanks for ur presence

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بسمة الغد

Words of Wisdom


3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


A foolish man ls a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man ls her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




Three FASTEST means of Communication:
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to l ANYONE..

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because it would be unfair, he is ALONE and we are FOUR


Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


.

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بعض الكلمات عرفتها وكثيررررررررررررررررر لا

Thank you for your presence Permanent Basma

miss Basma

i Encourage you to write more in English

because sometimes people can Express themselves better in English


Thanks

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ليش لا

miss Basma

i Encourage you to write more in English

because sometimes people can Express themselves better in English


Thanks

good evening ,,,, you are right its nice to express your feelings in English
and sometimes English words touch our emotions deeply.

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة الشاكر

Thank you for your presence Permanent Basma

good evening ,,,, its nice to see you always

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة بسمة الغد

good evening ,,,, you are right its nice to express your feelings in English
and sometimes English words touch our emotions deeply.

miss Basma

i remember a female member here i used to talk with her in English

but that was a long time ago and she doesn't visit us any more